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2. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal spran
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The burden and pressure of human consciousness, that ominous and ludicrous luxury. - Vladimir Nabokov
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And I keep a playroom inside my mind.
Sanctuary in which I hide.
Blur the world into a dream, into a lie.
And I am constructing this fantasy.
Imagination is saving me
from the world I despise.
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And I keep a playroom inside my mind.
Sanctuary in which I hide.
Blur the world into a dream, into a lie.
And I am constructing this fantasy.
Imagination is saving me
from the world I despise.
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The burden and pressure of human consciousness, that ominous and ludicrous luxury. - Vladimir Nabokov
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